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Two bored dealers are waiting around
for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very
attractive
lady comes in and wants to bet $20,000 dollars on a single roll of the
dice.
The dealers agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips
naked
from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling,
"Momma needs a new sweater!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.
"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she
picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The dealers just stare at each other
dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know.
I thought YOU were watching!"
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