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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven
Peter says : "You see Bill, we don't
know what to do with you. You may choose heaven or hell."
Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple
of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell
and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll,and most
of all, gambling.
Bill says : "I am a gambling man,
I want to go to hell!"
Once in hell, Bill is immediately
thrown into the fire.
Bill asks : "Hey, what the
hell is this? I saw gambling, the women, and sex?"
The devil says: 'That was just a