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Two dog owners were bragging about the
intelligence of their pets.
"The brightest dog I ever had was
a Great Dane that could play cards. He was a whiz at poker, but I had
put to sleep."
"You had him put to sleep, a bright
dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars."
"Had to," he replied, "I caught him
using marked cards!"