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Bubba is put before the judge's bench
because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex.
"How do you plead?" asks the judge,
to the defendant.
"Not Guilty, your honor."
Showing him a videotape of the alleged
act, the prosecutor responds, "How can you possibly convince the court
of your innocence, if we have both the sex act, plus your subsequent
to the alleged prostitute right here on tape?"
"Easy," says Bubba, "I'll admit to
the court that although I wasn't engaged in an act of prostitution, I
committing another 'heinous' crime, gambling."
"Gambling?" responds the prosecutor,
"Well you see," answers Bubba, "I
went up to the young lady earlier that night as she was working in a
bar and said to her, 'I'll bet you $200 that you don't get to have sex
with me tonight'. That videotape is just footage of me losing the bet!”