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A Man Goes To Hell

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One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil..

Satan: "Why so glum?"

Guy: "Why do you think? I'm in hell!"

Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Satan: "Well you're going to love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca. And we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Satan: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it!"

Satan: "All right! You're going to love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Guy: "Wow, that's awesome!"

Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

Satan: "'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow."

Guy: "WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?"

Guy: "Hell, no!"

Satan: "Hmmm, you're gonna hate Fridays then."






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