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A husband and wife were having dinner
at a very Fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman walks
over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see
him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and asks,
"Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that
was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it. I want
a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband,
"But, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping
trips
to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity or Lexus in the
garage,
and no more Country Club, but the decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual
friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman.
"Who's that woman with John?" she
asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Ours is prettier," says the wife.
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