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Did you hear the one about the woman
who hit her husband on the head with a rolling pin?
Suffering from a sudden headache,
her husband asked her, "What was that all about?"
"I found a piece of paper in your
jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it." She replied
"That's the name of a horse I got
a hot tip on." He replied
Accepting his explanation she apologizes
for whacking him.
A few days later, she nails him on
the head again, even harder.
When he regains consciousness, he
asks "Why on earth did you do that?"
"Your horse phoned."